Don't Look Now, But There's One Too

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.