Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.