Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.