Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.