Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.