A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

My Wife Said To Me, "i Want To Be Cremated." I Said, "how About Tuesday?"

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

I've Had A Good Day When I Don't Fall Out Of The Cart.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?