I Found Out That If You Made

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.

Once When I Was Golfing In Georgia, I Hooked The Ball Into The Swamp. I Went In After It And Found An Alligator Wearing A Shirt With A Picture Of A Little Golfer On It.

I Found Out That If You Made People Laugh, They Like You. Most People Got To Like Me Because I Made Them Laugh. When They Didn't, I Hit Them.

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

If It's Dirty, It's Not Funny, But If It's Funny, It's Not Dirty.