Wilson Mizner Quotes

Wilson Mizner Quotes: A Curated Collection of the Best Inspirational, Motivational, and Thought-Provoking Sayings Written by Wilson Mizner

Wilson Mizner
Total Quotes 63
Florida Was Invented For Addison Mizner's Little Brother.
Brother
Florida
Little Brother
Count 10 Over Him - He'll Get Up
Boxing
Get Up
There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.
Wealth
Danger
Bigs
The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.
Bird
Cuckoos
Cuckoo Clocks
The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.
Real
Giving
Bird
Gambling: A Sure Way To Get Nothing From Something.
Gambling
Way
The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.
Marriage
Husband
Sleep
If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.
Motivational
Thanksgiving
Thankful
The Day Which We Fear As Our Last Is But The Bday Of Eternity. - By Senecathe First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.
Years
Lasts
Firsts
Failure Has Gone To His Head.
Sarcastic
Work
Gone
Over In Hollywood They Almost Made A Great Picture, But They Caught It In Time.
Time
Hollywood
Made
I've Had Ample Contact With Lawyers, And I'm Convinced That The Only Fortune They Ever Leave Is Their Own.
Lawyer
Fortune
Contact
  • Born: May 19, 1876
  • Died: April 3, 1933
  • Occupation: Playwright
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