List of Wilson Mizner Quotes

Florida Was Invented For Addison Mizner's Little Brother.

Count 10 Over Him - He'll Get Up

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

Gambling: A Sure Way To Get Nothing From Something.

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.

The Day Which We Fear As Our Last Is But The Bday Of Eternity. - By Senecathe First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.

Failure Has Gone To His Head.

Over In Hollywood They Almost Made A Great Picture, But They Caught It In Time.

I've Had Ample Contact With Lawyers, And I'm Convinced That The Only Fortune They Ever Leave Is Their Own.