Gambling: A Sure Way To Get Nothing

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

Be Nice To People On Your Way Up Because You'll Meet Them On Your Way Down.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

The Best Way To Keep Your Friends Is Not To Give Them Away.