The Day Which We Fear As Our

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

What Feeling Is So Nice As A Child's Hand In Yours? So Small, So Soft And Warm, Like A Kitten Huddling In The Shelter Of Your Clasp.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

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Those Who Welcome Death Have Only Tried It From The Ears Up.