The Only Bird That Gives The Poor

Anybody Who Can Write Home For Money Can Write For Magazines.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

I'd Rather Know A Square Guy Than Own A Square Mile.