Failure Has Gone To His Head.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.