Failure Has Gone To His Head.

If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

The Most Efficient Water Power In The World - Women's Tears.

The First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.