Failure Has Gone To His Head.

The Worst-tempered People I've Ever Met Were People Who Knew They Were Wrong.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

Gambling: The Sure Way Of Getting Nothing For Something.

I've Spent Several Years In Hollywood, And I Still Think The Movie Heroes Are In The Audience.

A Good Party Is Where You Enjoy Good People, And They Taste Even Better With Champagne.