Failure Has Gone To His Head.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

A Good Listener Is Not Only Popular Everywhere, But After A While, He Knows Something.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

To Profit From Good Advice Requires More Wisdom Than To Give It.