Failure Has Gone To His Head.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

To Profit From Good Advice Requires More Wisdom Than To Give It.

If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.