There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.

Women Can Instantly See Through Each Other, And It's Surprising How Little They Observe That's Pleasant.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.