List of Mort Sahl Quotes

I Don't Think Fascism Is Dying For.

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!