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Mort Sahl Quotes

Mort Sahl Quotes: A Curated Collection of the Best Inspirational, Motivational, and Thought-Provoking Sayings Written by Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl
Total Quotes 68
I Don't Think Fascism Is Dying For.
Thinking
Dying
Fascism
I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.
Believe
Thinking
Stories
Obama Is Running Again For Spite.
Running
Spite
You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California
Funny
Inspiration
California
The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.
People
Waiting
Watches
There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.
Years
Two
Secret
Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?
Soup
Faces
Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?
Libya
Said
Loses
Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.
Insanity
Comedian
Insensitive
A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.
Jobs
Government
Blood
Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.
Television
Sincere
There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!
Girl
Botox
Angry

About Mort Sahl

  • Born: May 11, 1927
  • Occupation: Comedian