Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.