Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.