Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?