Bush Is The Face On The Can.

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.