Bush Is The Face On The Can.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.