Bush Is The Face On The Can.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.