I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.