You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.