A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.