Obama Said He Went To Libya Because

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Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.