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There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

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If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.