Obama Said He Went To Libya Because

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

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Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

New Book On Malcolm X Says We Don't Know How He Was Killed. Want To Bring In The Fbi. Maybe They Were In Already.