List of Jen Lancaster Quotes

I'm Such A Fangirl When It Comes To Other Writers. I Read 250 Books A Year, And I'm Always Talking Up Books By Other Authors.

I Believe That I Have Such A Vanilla Life.

Expressing Political Opinion Can Be A Powerful Way To Establish A Character's Voice When Writing Fiction.

Everyone Who Reads Me Is Someone I'd Like To Hang Out With.

Quinn Cummings Is A Master Story-teller And Her Book Is Nothing Short Of Delightful. Her Insights Into Topics Like Celebrity, Parenting, And Cats With A Taste For Homicide Are Pithy And Uproarious And Not To Be Missed. Notes From The Underwire Is Charming, Hilarious, And Just Snarky Enough To Be Ultimately Satisfying.

I Think People Tend To Be Very Myopic And They Dont Understand How Their Actions Impact Others.

The Best Thing About Being 45 Is Not Taking Myself So Seriously.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.

Were I Forced To Describe This Woman In One Word, That Word Would Be...herpes.

I'm Very Detail Oriented. I Think That's Why People Enjoy My Memoirs - Because I Tend To Remember Everything.

I've Always Been Able To Cook Italian Food. That's In My Blood Because I'm Half Sicilian.

In Real Life, I Tend To Yell At People A Lot. Not Because I'm Bossy Or Mean, But Because I'm Frustrated.