In Real Life, I Tend To Yell

I Never Ever, Ever Say Anything Against My Husband To Anyone Except My Husband. Everyone Gets In Fights, And I Think The Natural Propensity For Women Is, 'oh I Want To Talk To Someone.' But The Minute You Take What Bothers You Outside The Bond Between You And Your Husband, You Let Someone Else Into The Relationship And That Causes A Wedge.

Quinn Cummings Is A Master Story-teller And Her Book Is Nothing Short Of Delightful. Her Insights Into Topics Like Celebrity, Parenting, And Cats With A Taste For Homicide Are Pithy And Uproarious And Not To Be Missed. Notes From The Underwire Is Charming, Hilarious, And Just Snarky Enough To Be Ultimately Satisfying.

Were I Forced To Describe This Woman In One Word, That Word Would Be...herpes.

I Yearn To Be A Woman Of More Depth, But I'm Not So Fond Of The Path I'd Need To Follow To Get There.

When I Hug Her, I Notice She's Still Wearing Yesterday's False Eyelashes. Mom? You Know Those Come Off With A Little Makeup Remover And A Cotton Pad?" I'm Not Taking Them Off." Why Not?" I Spent $180 On That Makeup Job And I Refuse To Wash My Face Until I Get My Money's Worth.