In Real Life, I Tend To Yell

Writing Is Something That I've Always Loved. That Stems From My Love Of Being A Reader.

For The Record? I Have Never Been Her Baby. In Fact, I Reject The Notion Of Coming Out Of Her Body. I Prefer To Believe I Was Hatched, Or Perhaps Purchased.

Some People Are Destined To Be Deep Thinkers. I Am Not One Of Those People.

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About Excess Movement.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.