List of Don Herold Quotes

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

There Is Something Distinctive About Living In New York; Over Eight Million Other People Are Doing It.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

Golf May Be A Hussy, But I Love Her.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

I Do Not Believe In Doing For Pleasure Things I Do Not Like To Do.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.