Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.