Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.

Very Few People Look The Part And Are It Too.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.