Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.