Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

Golf May Be A Hussy, But I Love Her.

Babies Are Such A Nice Way To Start People.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.