Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is

Golf May Be A Hussy, But I Love Her.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions Cannot Be Trusted; Yet It Is The Emotions That Tell Us The Greatest Truths.