Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.