Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.