Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions Cannot Be Trusted; Yet It Is The Emotions That Tell Us The Greatest Truths.

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.