Golf May Be A Hussy, But I

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.