Golf May Be A Hussy, But I

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.