If I Had My Life To Live

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

Babies Are Such A Nice Way To Start People.