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I'm From Wisconsin So I Always Feel A Little Nauseous About Begging And Trying To Trick People Into Liking Me.

You Have People Saying Two Things That Seem To Contradict Each Other. One, That We Live In A Golden Age Of Tv. The Other, That Television Is Dying. There's A Reason For That. What We Mean When We Say It's Dying Is That It's Already Way Past Being Fragmented Into Little Chunks. Now It's Being Polarized Into An Aerosol Mist.

With Media, It's Never Bad-to-good. It's Always Just Moving From Different To Different. Faster, More Stuff, But There's Always Good, More Good, And More Bad.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

I Wish People Used Wishes To Modify Themselves Instead Of Others. Wish To Be Low Maintenance. Wish To Be Autonomous, Even.