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Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

The Public's Perception Of Your Show Is What It Is, And You Don't Get To Complain How People Perceive Your Show Or Talk About It.

Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since We Live In An Unnatural World, We Sometimes Need A Little Help Doing What We'd Naturally Do.

When You Are In The 8 O'clock Position, You Can Either Be A Cultural Phenomenon, Or You're Endangered. It's A Tough Time Slot.

I've Discovered A New Video Game Called Owning My Home.