I Love 30 Rock. It's One Of

My Cat Brought Me A Toy. I Thanked Her And Threw It. She Sat There Gave Me A Look That Made Me Realize People And Dogs Are The Crazy Ones.

I Guess Working In The Legitimate Industry, The Best Thing You Can Take Away From It Is Acceptance Of The Incompetence That Often Surrounds You. No, That Sounds Horrible. The Most Important Thing, I Guess, Is The Fact That Working In The Legitimate Industry, What I See All Too Often Is People Trying To Interpret The Wishes Of The Audience, Which With Today's Technology, Is All Too Easy To Measure Empirically.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

Good Writers Hate Bad Writing But Hating Bad Writing Doesn’t Make You Good. Writing Badly Does.

I've Discovered A New Video Game Called Owning My Home.