You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead

You Have People Saying Two Things That Seem To Contradict Each Other. One, That We Live In A Golden Age Of Tv. The Other, That Television Is Dying. There's A Reason For That. What We Mean When We Say It's Dying Is That It's Already Way Past Being Fragmented Into Little Chunks. Now It's Being Polarized Into An Aerosol Mist.

I Am A Collaborator With Everyone Who Agrees That I Need To Be In Control. I Happily Collaborate With My Loyalists.

If Somebody's Cat Happens To Turn On The Tv, My Numbers Can Double. It's Almost Unrelated To What's Really Happening.

Yoda Is Interesting Because, In Addition To Being Wise, He Is Two Feet Tall, And A Yoda.

I Wish People Used Wishes To Modify Themselves Instead Of Others. Wish To Be Low Maintenance. Wish To Be Autonomous, Even.