I Was Raised On Nbc Television.

I Feel Like My Life Has Always Been The 'hey Look At Me Show.' I'm Not Apologetic About That.

It Was Never My Direct Intention To Do Anything Particularly Medium-defying.

Class Clowns Are Never Allowed To Date Anybody Decent, But You Don't Get Beaten Up, You're Invited To Parties, And Everybody Likes You.

You Don’t Give Someone Notes On Their Performance At A Soup Kitchen.

Television Is A Populous, Derivative, Democratic Medium.