I Went Out In My Goddamn Underwear

Usually The Triumph Of My Day Is, You Know, Everybody Making It To The Potty

I Could Have Been A Dental Hygienist With Nothing Bad Ever Appearing In Print About Me, But That's Not How I've Chosen To Lead My Life. I Knew That You Put Yourself Under A Microscope The More Famous You Become.

If All You Have To Offer Is A Look That Is Supposed To Be Appealing, The You Are Going To Be Paid Attention To About A Tenth As Long As You Would Be If When You Speak You Are Interesting.

Wit Is The Key, I Think, To Anybody's Heart, Because Who Doesn't Like To Laugh?

My Boyfriend Keeps Telling Me I've Got To Own Things. So, First I Bought This Car. And Then He Told Me I Oughta Get A House. 'why A House?' 'well, You Gotta Have A Place To Park The Car.'