People Say That Money Is Not The

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

When You're First-generation Money, You Want To Say, "i Got A Mercedes And A Rolls And A Lamborghini. Take A Look." When You're Second-generation Money, You're Very Quiet Behind Your Country Club Doors. I Think That's Why People Are Much More Aware. It's The First-generation Wives That Have The Huge Rings And The Second-generation Says, "everyone Be Quiet As We Get On Our Yacht Or Our Private Plane."

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.