Best Cocktails Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

A Good Bachelor Drinks His Dessert (and Sometimes The Rest Of His Meals). A Sweet Tooth Is A Danger Signal That You're Getting Too Much Exercise And Not Enough Cocktails.

Our Compulsive Hunger Always To Know First, Speak First And Decide First Has Only Been Amplified By The Fact That We Can Now All Participate Instantly In A Virtual Version Of A National Cocktail-party Conversation On Twitter, Facebook And Blogs.

If I Scribbled A Few Words On A Cocktail Napkin And Showed It To My Family, They'd Proclaim It Astonishing And More Culturally Relevant Than The Bible.

The Weasel Under The Cocktail Cabinet.

One Revolution Is Like One Cocktail, It Just Gets You Organized For The Next.

Drink The First. Sip The Second Slowly. Skip The Third.

If Someone Has Ebola At A Cocktail Party They're Contagious And You Can Catch It From Them.

“you Don't Have To Be In Shape To Bowl. It's The Only Sport Where There's A Way To Signal For A Cocktail Waitress.”

It Took Me Years To Eat A Lot Of Shellfish. I Was Probably 20 Years Old Before I Had Even Seen A Shrimp Cocktail. I Like Oysters, But Fried.

The Thing To Remember About Phuket Is It's Very Beach-oriented And Relaxed. The Trendiest Beach Is Koh Sirey, Which Is Full Of Groovy Places To Have A Cocktail And Watch The Sun Go Down.

Cocktail Parties ... Are Usually Not Parties At All But Mass Ceremonials Designed To Clear Up At One Great Stroke A Wealth Of Obligations.

Unbelievable! I Said, "what Would I Be Doing Walking The Streets At Night As A Stuffed Olive- Gate-crashing Cocktail Parties?