Unbelievable! I Said, "what Would I Be

I Will Not Have Him In My Brain;there Is No Room For Anyone Else In The Cakeshop Of Agony. It's Crowded Enough In There Already.

How Many Times Do We All Have To Do This? Get Up, Go To School, Again? Before Everyone Admits It's A Crap Idea?

Here Is My Recipe For A Mood Enhancer. Take A Friend, Preferably One With A Really Annoying Fringe And Outsize Pants, And When She Is Rambling On Swiftly, Push Her Into A Ditch And Run Away.

I'm Not A Ice Cream, I'm A Human Being

This Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life. So Why Is My Hair Sticking Up Like A Cockerel?