One Revolution Is Like One Cocktail, It

Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages. There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste. Every Time We See A Bridegroom We Wonder Why She Ever Picked Him, And It's The Same With Public Officials.

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.

Let Wall Street Have A Nightmare And The Whole Country Has To Help Them Back To Bed Again.

Politics Pretty Quiet Over The Week-end. Democrats Are Attacking And The Republicans Are Defending. All The Democrats Have To Do Is Promise "what They Would Do If They Got In." But The Republicans Have To Promise "what They Would Do" And Then Explain Why They Haven't Already "done It".