One Revolution Is Like One Cocktail, It

I Was Born On Nov. 4, Which Is Election Day ... My Birthday Has Made More Men And Sent More Back To Honest Work Than Any Other Days In The Year.

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.

Hurray! Congress Is To Adjourn! Only Four More Days Of Congressional Burglary On The Treasury!

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.