List Of Napkins Quotes

If I Scribbled A Few Words On A Cocktail Napkin And Showed It To My Family, They'd Proclaim It Astonishing And More Culturally Relevant Than The Bible.

Keeping Even The Most Humble Talent Wrapped In A Napkin Becomes The More Reprehensible The Greater The Emergency.

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

Never Buy Anything That You Can't Illustrate On The Back Of A Napkin.

I Had An American Journalist Say To Me, "is It True You Wrote The Whole Of The First Novel On Napkins?" I Was Tempted To Say, "on Teabags, I Used To Save Them.

When You Start A Show, The Plans Are Not Set In Stone. They're Really Mutable, Cocktail Napkin Sketches.

Bring Mine Unopened, With A Napkin And An Opener. (blaine) What? Afraid I’m Going To Spit In It, Big Boy? (aimee)

I Know I Exaggerated Things, Now I Got It Like That. Tuck My Napkin In My Shirt Cause I'm Just Mobbin Like That.

When Trying To Seduce A Woman, A Writer Says: 'i'm A Writer', And Scribbles A Poem On A Napkin. It Always Works.

When We Ever Invited The Beast To Dinner He Didn't Come In And Swipe The Napkins And Start Taking Notes On The Tablecloth 'bout How To Take Over The Whole House?

We Don't Choose Our Talents; But We Needn't Hide Them In A Napkin Because They Are Not Just What We Want.