You've Got To Roll With The Punches

I've Always Been Very Self-motivated.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

The Breakfast Of Champions Isn't Cereal, It's The Competition!