You've Got To Roll With The Punches

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

Nine Times Out Of 10 When People Do A Tribute Album Or Tribute Songs For Somebody, It's What I Call 'white Boys Playing Reggae'. They Know They Can't, We Know They Can't, So They Sing Like They Can't And Play Like They Can't. They Gently Make Fun Of The Idiom Or Sing In A False Accent.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

I'm A Family Oriented Guy; I've Personally Started Four Or Five This Year.