It Dont Matter What Your Doin, Ust

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.

There Are Only So Many Letters In The Alphabet. When I Talk To Young Musicians Or Authors And They Ask For Advice, I Say, You Gotta Learn All The Letters Of Your Own Personal Alphabet. With Music, You Need To Know All The Different Kinds Of Music And Everything In And Around Your Given Instrument.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.