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We've All Got Out Self-destructive Bad Habits, The Trick Is To Find Four Or Five You Personally Like The Best And Just Do Those All The Time.

In The United States, You Can Put On A Cowboy Hat And Join The Country-western Neighborhood. If You're Down Below 14th Street In New York City, That's Bohemian; That's Left-wing.

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

It's Not Who Wants To Sleep With You; It's Who Wants To Sleep With You Again.