You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.