You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

The World Is The Same You Never Change It, As Sure As The Stars Shine Above. Well, You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You, So Find Yourself Somebody To Love.