You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles Of Whisky.

We Try To Find Chemistry; We Don't Do A Lot Of Situational Baseball.

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.