Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.