In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting For Some Like You.

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.