If People Want To Think I Get

In Order To Share Intimate Feelings, You Have To Have Intimate Feelings.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.