Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

If This Is Just The Beginning, My Life's Gonna Be Beautiful.