Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

Milton Berle Is An Inspiration To Every Young Person That Wants To Get Into Show Business. Hard Work, Perseverance, And Discipline: All The Things You Need...when You Have No Talent.