We Try To Find Chemistry; We Don't

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles Of Whisky.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

Milton Berle Is An Inspiration To Every Young Person That Wants To Get Into Show Business. Hard Work, Perseverance, And Discipline: All The Things You Need...when You Have No Talent.