We Try To Find Chemistry; We Don't

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

Love Is A Flower That Blooms So Tender, Each Kiss A Dew Drop Of Sweet Surrender. Love Is A Moment Of Life Enchanting, Let's Take That Moment That Tonight Is Granting.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.