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I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

Your Marriage Is In Trouble If Your Wife Says, 'you're Only Interested In One Thing,' And You Can't Remember What It Is.