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My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.