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Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.

Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.