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I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.