Committee - A Group Of Men Who

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.