Committee - A Group Of Men Who

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.