You Never Really Know A Man Until

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.