My Husband Said It Was Him Or

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho