My Husband Said It Was Him Or

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.