My Husband Said It Was Him Or

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.