My Husband Said It Was Him Or

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them