My Husband Said It Was Him Or

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.