My Husband Said It Was Him Or

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.