When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.