When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.