When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.