When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.