When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.