When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.