Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.