Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.