Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.